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Score: 8
Grey-Matter

"the game waz pretty good"

submission: Grey-Matter
date: October 31, 2008

the game waz kinda fun but the contrals where off

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Score: 8
Body Ladder

"some problams"

submission: Body Ladder
date: October 31, 2008

the game had some problams like health waz very low and the zombies could kill you in 3 hites

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Score: 10
yo mama (shit)

"here are some funny yo mama jokes"

submission: yo mama (shit)
date: September 18, 2008

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lips

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Score: 10
Alien Hominid

"love it"

submission: Alien Hominid
date: June 21, 2008

the game was relly good

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Score: 9
Bloody Blades

"i love this game"

submission: Bloody Blades
date: June 13, 2008

i like how this game is very long but i gave it a 9 cuz even thou the back round was good iwish it could change

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Score: 10
Epsilon

"wow"

submission: Epsilon
date: June 9, 2008

i mean OMG this is like the most asumeest game ive every plaed this has every thing i am VERY impresed this game should of got the newground tank award

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Score: 7
Tactical Assassin 2

"it's ok"

date: June 8, 2008

i gave it a 7 because it is not as fun as the first game 1.the mouse keaps comming of the screen 2.why do you have to by weapens and ammo and scoops why cant it be like the first game 4.why are the levels so damn hard im not trying to be a crapper I mean the game is good i am not trying to say the game is bad it just has a coople of bugs that has to be worketed out

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Score: 10
The Ultimate Orgy

"you are cool"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy
date: June 3, 2008

this video is so cool words can not describe it and im not gay and the song was very so cool

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Score: 10
Wham Bam Saddam!

"lol"

submission: Wham Bam Saddam!
date: May 15, 2008

cool

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Score: 8
Emo Kids

"HA HA"

submission: Emo Kids
date: May 12, 2008

I LOVE THE WAY YOU USED SASUKE AS EN EMO ;)

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